I love to wear plaid,
And I think I'm pretty rad.
I dance provocatively around my friends.
And I don't give a damn about stupid trends.
I walk sideways up stairs
And get nothing but glares.
I sing aloud to my favorite songs,
And I attack people with thongs.
I'm spontaneously crazy,
And did I mention? I'm lazy.
I finish homework last minute,
And it really pushes me to the limit.
I'm a psychopathic pervert,
And the world's biggest flirt.
I have a passion for writing,
And sometimes it's exciting!
I dress like a boy,
And I like this dog named Oy.
But all in all, I'm just a badass wizard
Who loves this guy named Eddie Izzard.
